March 2011
2 posts
474. If you choose not to own a TV, keep it to...
481. If you feel compelled to sit on a sidewalk,...
October 2009
6 posts
gossip girl, 2x08 "pret-a-poor j"
Blair: Chuck just texted me. He wants to meet me on the roof.
Serena: The roof?
Blair: Well, this way if he doesn't say it back to me, I can just jump. And then he'll be really sorry.
Serena: Oh no, don't do it, B. You don't want your obit to say you died in Brooklyn.
70. On a city sidewalk, walk briskly and don't...
rulesformyunbornson:
If you have to stop, move to the side.
September 2009
1 post
August 2009
2 posts
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July 2009
33 posts
In 2007, 591 magazines ceased publication.
(via fuckyeahfacts)
“I’m not a creative type like you, with your work sneakers and left-handedness.”
– Jack Donaghy (via 30rockquotes)
“I’m gonna get the wedding dress .. then I’m gonna have a baby and then I’m gonna...”
– Liz Lemon (via 30rockquotes)
“Yes, I have decided to shun Andy Bernard for the next three years. Which I’m...”
– Dwight K. Schrute, “The Office” [link.] (via abirdfriend) (via yourfavoriteredhead) (via tvquotes)
“(901): oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in...”
– via texts from last night
“I had to learn the hard way that some people walk into our lives and physically...”
– Arminda Meer (via quotewhore)
“To forgive is the highest, most beautiful form of love. In return, you will...”
– Robert Muller (via quotewhore)
“New York, I love you but you’re bringing me down.”
– LCD Soundsystem
“With so much sky and so much river, you couldn’t help seeing the big...”
– Melissa Bank (The Wonder Spot)
fuckyeahrobpattz:
(850): JoAnns office is warmer than mine…it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
via Texts From Last Night
June 2009
42 posts
“Every beard reminds me of you.”
– (via hiamanda)
By 30, you should know:
52hearts:
superbarbs: beijo: littlemiss:
1. How to fall in love without losing yourself. 2. How you feel about having kids. 3. How to quit a job, break up with a man and confront a friend without ruining the friendship. 4. When to try harder and when to walk away. 5. How to kiss in a way that communicates perfectly what you would and wouldn’t like to happen next. 6. The names of: the secretary...