quotes and pictures i like

gossip girl, 2x08 "pret-a-poor j"

• Blair: Chuck just texted me. He wants to meet me on the roof.
• Serena: The roof?
• Blair: Well, this way if he doesn't say it back to me, I can just jump. And then he'll be really sorry.
• Serena: Oh no, don't do it, B. You don't want your obit to say you died in Brooklyn.